Saint cinnamon rolls

Kids love Cinnamon rolls, particularly those from Saint Cinnamon. They're not only good, but good for you. If you want to die soon. Each one contains 900 grams of fat, the same as a Big Mac and a hot dog or two pork chops and a mashed potato with a healthy pat of butter.

I loved to eat a hearty breakfast of bacon and eggs and hashbrowns and then polish it off with a cinnamon roll. There should be a warning on the package "Do not eat if you have a heart condition or if you want to avoid one." Also, there should be another warning at the side "open at your own risk". Perhaps, another warning "If you have a blood circulation problems, don't even open the cellophane wrapper".. and another sticker on top of the buns "Make sure you are insured" No human can eat one of these a week and live. But if you do survive, this load of fat and calories can easily be burned off by drinking a gallon of grapefruit juice and climbing mount Everest with the Anvil of the Gods strapped to your back.

So kids, if you can read this - pass me your Cinnamon rolls..