I took my daughter to the mall the other day for the weekend shopping. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. She noticed that I was watching a teenager sitting next to her. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange and blue. He was having some fries with his legs on the table...
I kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find me staring every time. When he had enough, he came over to me and sarcastically asked, "What's the matter mister, never done anything wild in your life? Do you have a problem with my hair?"
Knowing me, my daughter quickly swallowed her food so that she would not choke on my response, knowing I would have a good one.
And in classic style I replied: "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son"
